’9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous’ – Al Qaeda

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An Al Qaeda representative says that claims the US government was behind the attacks on Sept. 11th are demeaning to Al Qaeda. More coverage at: onion.com

25 Responses to “’9/11 Conspiracy Theories Ridiculous’ – Al Qaeda”

  • vidmaker777 says:

    this is about as real as cnn :D

  • TheShinyBrightTruth says:

    April 29, 1999, coward US COINTELPRO agent said to me IM A US MARINE AND I WANT THE CHANCE TO TEAM UP WIT THE JEWS AND ERADICATE ALL OF YOU [MOSLIMS]. On September 2, 1999, coward USA said to me BIN LADEN WILL **** U [MOSLIMS] ALL ONE DAY [and it was September 11, 2001]. USA admitted that incourts. But since September 16, 2001 the coward USA and Israel are trying to kill me so I fled the USA, denounced my US citizenship, seeking political asylum in Finland. Tel. 358 466 138 343 .

  • sakurasblossomify says:

    scripted television.this arabic “aiqaeda”would have been tracked down whilst this broadcast was being filmed.fucking bullshit.

  • RicoBoudreau says:

    Hummm, now I know what you mean. Laws are like physics right? facts that are. But, the laws of physics are gradually proven to be relative (wrong) too, with quantum and all, so every law is a theory because they can gradually be proven wrong?! lol, I love this.

  • Finezjada says:

    FUCKING ARABIC ****!

  • tkidcharlemagne says:

    Mr. Farouk. Classic.

  • msaint2326 says:

    OMG..some of these posters think this is real! NFW!!!!

  • browneyes4 says:

    @abdulbade …

    Take Mohammed’s **** out of your mouth and speak clearly Muslim!

  • IamTheGrither says:

    This video is satire

  • TeenageTitFreaks says:

    they are and you cant deny the facts with that argument

  • romanas1990 says:

    lol, listen to that part – 1:49, he actually almost tells where he “is” . he’s probably thinking – “wow, that was close.. i should be more careful..”
    I’m not from USA but I’m really interested in all of those facts about 9-11 and I can honestly say that this report was such a cheap trick to convince some of the Americans that 911 was actually caused by Al Qaeda. Just look how look how “Al Qaeda operative” is so desperate to convince that it was everyone.

  • IamTheGrither says:

    A confirmed theory is not a law. Theories and laws are mutually exclusive. A theory(in science) is the highest point that an explaination can reach. Theories do not graduate into laws. They are always theories unless proven wrong.

  • pirocha8 says:

    the al qaeda dude said october 12 2009 the washington monument damn that was last year so basically he lied and so did bush and everybody else

  • jamboy086 says:

    XD yes because wikipedia NEVER lies lol

  • 911insidejob81 says:

    “Operation Northwoods” in 1962 was a plan by government to stage acts of real terrorism on US soil and against U.S. interests and then put the blame of these acts on Cuba in order to generate U.S. public support for military action against the Cuban government of Fidel Castro.Kennedy did not approve it in 1962.Bush did in 2001. 9/11 inside job.

    It is in wikipedia!!! google “Operation Northwoods”

  • 911insidejob81 says:

    RIP 9/11 victims

    9/11 was an inside job
    it was done by CIA to invade Iraq and Afghanistan
    you ask for proof?
    please research WTC7 ( world trade center complex 7 building) collapse

    it was obvious controlled demolition

    it means explosives were set up before September 11th ( because it is not possible to set up explosives in 7 hours)
    please just watch these videos in youtube
    9/11 Coincidences (7/19)

  • abdulbade says:

    @browneyes4
    fuck yo mama

  • N0RTHWEST says:

    Most conservative americans are Media eaters, and that brings a big division of opinions.

  • ctcole77 says:

    3 QUESTIONS 911 TRUTHERS DON’T WANT YOU TO ASK THEM:

    If WTC 1 & 2 were destroyed by demolition & not by fire, how do you explain video of the exterior columns buckling under heat and stress loads 15 minutes after impact?

    Why did Dr. Steven Jones circumvent the peer review process by not showing his nanothermite paper to the chief editor and printing it without her approval?

    How can Marvin Bush be in charge of WTC security when he stopped working for Securecom in the summer of 2000?

  • divinelifez says:

    Are you serios? I think 90% of the american population isn’t so retarded to believe that bullshit, and as of bush’s approval rating prior to his leaving office, we know 80% of the country doesn’t jack off to his ideologies. That bullshit that jet fuel burning isnt hot enough to melt steel is nosensical….you don’t have to melt it dipshit, steel turns to putty like 750 degrees prior to melting. Add a 100 ton plane flying at 300 mph into the equation and you have a destroyed tower. Idiot.

  • BayesianMan says:

    There are only two things the United States government is good at; staging an event to lead us to war and war.

  • browneyes4 says:

    We are going to pave our streets with the crushed
    skulls of the Muslim!

  • jtappia says:

    al quada did it

  • hmmm2009Interesting says:

    why would they kill 3000 of their own infadels lol but why did they?

  • Wazzamazizzi says:

    Omar “Allen Johnson” Al-Farouq

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